my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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