question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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