Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
This is classic penis vs brain.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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