I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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