I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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