i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
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