found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
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