should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Randomize
