This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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