windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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