I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Randomize
