It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
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