at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I'm passing your future prison.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
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