Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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