i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I just forgot I was standing up.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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