Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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