is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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