You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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