Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
it's like iHOP with fire
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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