If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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