he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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