The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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