you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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