whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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