Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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