Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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