Plan B is the new Plan A
are you so shy because you have an std?
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
