What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
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