She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
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