I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
The maid of honor just puked.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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