okay pat passed out under dana's car
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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