i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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