she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Randomize
