Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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