Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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