Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
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