Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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