Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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