i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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