tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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