Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
My vagina just recognized that song.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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