But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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