Christians are straight up FREAKS
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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