i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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