therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
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