It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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