Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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