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i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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