brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
My breasts were aching with rage.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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