Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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