If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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