That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
did i just pee glitter
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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