I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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