Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just woke up to a lawnchair covered in lipstick. I'm wearing red lipstick. What happened and is the tequila?
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Randomize
