windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
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