OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
dude. I can hear the air.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
