A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
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