In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
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